The FAA has a new slogan
In the past, they used to say, "Hi, I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help." They said this as they did a ramp check (anal exam of all your plane's paperwork) looking for infractions. Now, they say, "Hi, I'm from the FAA. We won't be happy until you're not happy."*
This was a joke from an Air Safety Foundation seminar I attended last Tuesday. Like all good humor, it's funny because it's true.