Given the mood, he had a bunch of one-liners available.

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Given the mood, he had a bunch of one-liners available.

Bowser — 3/26/2004 10:34:45 PM (archived)

"I'm creating jobs." Pause for laughter. "Middle-class jobs!"

"How about that national debt? I've finally got that under control!"

"Some people worry about the balance of payments. Not me!!"

"I'm spending $50 million on ads, and giving the other $200 million to Scalia."

"Ol' Cash 'n' Kerry ain't got the cash I can carry!"

"I was deciding on another war or another tax cut. Flipped a coin, called "heads"! Guess what? It was a two-headed coin!!"

Etc.

The guy is as sensitive as dung beetle.

Arf

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one day we'll look back on this and LAAAAAUGH! Oh wait we already are... - R.L. - 3/26/2004 5:56:01 AM
- Some opinions from the American military - Tom Brosz - 3/30/2004 6:45:48 AM
  - Ok, this is relavent, how? - R.L. - 3/30/2004 8:46:56 PM
    - re: Ok, this is relevant, how? - Tom Brosz - 3/31/2004 3:37:58 AM
      - Please note that the partisan brainless hack did NOT address the points I raised - R.L. - 3/31/2004 7:39:05 AM
- Sophisticated Democratic humor - Tom Brosz - 3/27/2004 3:08:50 AM
  - Another democrats=Saddam comparison, Thanks Tom - R.L. - 3/27/2004 11:48:51 AM
    - I just put up the pictures. Draw, or don't draw, whatever conclusions you like about mindsets. (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 3/27/2004 7:06:52 PM
      - It is so much simpler than thinking, isnt it - R.L. - 3/28/2004 9:01:19 PM
        
        I don't know. Haven't seen any thinking out of you on this subject yet. - Tom Brosz - 3/29/2004 2:19:03 AM
- 589 Americans have died for that joke - Donald - 3/27/2004 2:11:37 AM
  - It wasn't that funny (n/t) - gbaikie - 3/27/2004 6:15:53 AM
- your ranting manifesto - Justin Kelly - 3/26/2004 6:58:06 AM
  - GWB could have found another way to be funny. - Bowser - 3/26/2004 4:06:48 PM
    - He coulda made fun of his economic plan. Only 21,000 jobs added in February, laughably lower than his administration predicted. (n/t) - Odin - 3/26/2004 6:40:30 PM
      - Given the mood, he had a bunch of one-liners available. - Bowser - 3/26/2004 10:34:45 PM
  - re: your ranting manifesto - RobVG - 3/26/2004 7:21:08 AM
    - Cost Vs Benifit - Justin Kelly - 3/26/2004 7:58:55 AM
      - why not go in? - RobVG - 3/26/2004 4:45:43 PM
        
        It's a plan - FrankC - 3/26/2004 5:15:30 PM
        
        links - RobVG - 3/29/2004 6:54:18 AM
        
        re: It's a plan - RobVG - 3/29/2004 6:50:03 AM
        
        The reality of Blackhawk Down. - FrankC - 3/29/2004 4:56:08 PM
        
        P.S. the Iran plan, - FrankC - 3/29/2004 6:20:11 PM
        
        Ok.Developments in Libya and Syria are encouraging but a crystal ball sure would be nice. (n/t) - RobVG - 3/30/2004 5:26:46 AM
        
        Bet you won't get an answer on that, Rob... - Davin L. - 3/29/2004 3:30:52 PM
- More proof of how funny R.L.is. . . - Justin Kelly - 3/26/2004 6:27:47 AM
  - Didnt think you would respond to the points I raised - R.L. - 3/28/2004 12:18:29 PM
  - did you read the disclaimer? - R.L. - 3/27/2004 1:35:50 PM
  - It is also worth noting.... - R.L. - 3/27/2004 1:08:19 PM
  - IIf you cant see the difference, Justin, let me clear it up for you - R.L. - 3/26/2004 6:01:51 PM
    - well said - Davin L. - 3/26/2004 7:44:13 PM
  - Hey! Looks like John Kerry has a great sense of humor too! Wauka Wauka Wauka! - Justin Kelly - 3/26/2004 7:11:45 AM
    - So your point is.... - Davin L. - 3/26/2004 7:48:08 PM
    - Kerry's joke vs. Bush's joke - Mary Anne - 3/26/2004 6:50:41 PM
      - re: Kerry's joke vs. Bush's joke - gbaikie - 3/26/2004 11:29:07 PM
        
        Wrong - R.L. - 3/27/2004 12:14:05 PM
        
        re: Wrong - gbaikie - 3/28/2004 1:54:25 AM
        
        re: Oh so Wrong! The Muslim "holy lands" is much bigger than Saudi Arabia and parts of Iraq falls with in it (so does Jerusalem). (n/t) - Chris Vancil - 3/30/2004 8:30:17 PM
        
        They pray towards Mecca - gbaikie - 3/30/2004 11:31:30 PM
        
        You have an honesty problem. - Davin L. - 3/28/2004 7:30:25 AM
        
        re: You have an honesty problem. - gbaikie - 3/28/2004 10:09:46 AM
        
        Compliance, though grudging, would be to permit the UN inspectors back in. - Mary Anne - 3/27/2004 12:07:01 AM
    - Kinda curious - R.L. - 3/26/2004 8:01:17 AM
      - re: Kinda curious - Justin Kelly - 3/26/2004 8:20:00 AM
- re: one day we'll look back on this and LAAAAAUGH! Oh wait we already are... - Justin Kelly - 3/26/2004 6:20:02 AM
  - re: one day we'll look back on this and LAAAAAUGH! Oh wait we already are... - R.L. - 3/26/2004 7:47:51 AM
  - and BTW - Davin L. - 3/26/2004 7:33:56 AM
  - Jesus, Justin- try seeing it from the other side. - Davin L. - 3/26/2004 7:28:48 AM
  - Not so funny. - RobVG - 3/26/2004 6:33:49 AM
    - Fer Chrissakes! - Lindy - 3/26/2004 6:52:03 AM
      - re: Fer Chrissakes! - McFly - 3/26/2004 3:15:54 PM
        
        If it makes you feel any better - Davin L. - 3/26/2004 6:03:35 PM
      - Hey thats right! We invaded an oil rich country! Whys oil so expensive?! (n/t) - Justin Kelly - 3/26/2004 7:22:21 AM
      - Oil? Well why didn't they just say so! I would have backed that. - RobVG - 3/26/2004 7:11:17 AM

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