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Lessee. "Labels" - you used more than I did.

I trust you aren't busy congratulating yourself on your self-righteousness.

Affixing a Label: an overview

Step 1: Remove a label from the big box marked "Labels I can use to simplify my world."

Step 2: Peel cover from back of label, being very careful not to touch the sticky part, because once attached these labels are unremovable.

Step 3: Affix label to OPPONENT; it doesn't matter where because only the TRUE BELIEVERS can see it anyway.

Step 4: Congratulate self profusely (most LIBERALS can skip this step as their self-congratulation rarely stops).

Step 5: Feel smug, for you have placed a device that can be used anytime you need to shut down a dialog, or simply when you're feeling cornered and can't find a legitimate argument.

And remember: don't be shy about throwing labels around. There's plenty more where that came from and besides, they're a cinch to make up! Happy Labelling!

By the way, a bigot by any other name is a bigot.

Arf

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