If you want me to, I can run a continuing edit of your English usage, as a demonstration of relative proficiency, conservative and liberal.
We usually do well in the areas we find more interesting, because we practice them more and therefore develop more skill. If you are the representative of the conservatives, grammar is not their strong point.
Let's start on the proper use, and inclusion, of definite and indefinite articles.
I'm sure Davin could parse your logic for you too, but I'm also sure he's quite busy.
Quit making such stupid generalizations.