Wow! I bet you had a cigarette after that one
God knows I wanted one after reading that.
Just one little comment.
That he could learn from me, in the sense that he is lacking knowledge that I have the experience to impart is reasonable. That he has the capacity to learn form me is very dubious. That I would cast the pearls before this swine in question is doubtful. Depends on if I had a particularily nasty chore to attend to that evening.
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