Chem/ 'Con' trails and the Morgellons they disperse are just part of the grand plan
We Yeti were tired of being singled out. So our answer was simple and elegant: Make a Yeti World [See also, Dr. Suess and the Sneeches]. As my poor dearly deranged ALL CPAS SCREAMING BROTHER is noticing, the transformation is proceeding apace.
Just be happy you folks are lucky. We considered Dandelionification via dispersal of aerosol Dandellons. Some of us thought the world simply lacked base absurdity... But then we reconsidered given the harsher wind conditions expected in global warming. Could you imagine what a stif spring breeze could do? Besides- in its current status, the HZ space and OffTopic boards are proof positive that there is no lack of random absurdity.
Absurdly yours
Yeti