Seeing as I'm telling a story (and Zoners are often at their best telling a story (come back ER.....), here's another one that kept me thinking.

That gay couple went to Key West for their vacation for the annual gay parade. They told me what they wore and who they hung out with (literally). Another couple (with one fellow being the hottest, most gorgeous well-endowed alpha male there), made a play for my neighbour openly at the pool party. His lesser endowed mate was horrified and spent the afternoon belly down on an air mattress. In the hot sun. In the pool. He never moved.

I got to see the pictures of the nicely endowed alpha male (he WAS gorgeous) and my neighbours's poor roomate hours later with a horribly sunburned ass! Their vacation was ruined by the sunburn (and I'm sure with fights about the alpha male). He showed me the pictures with some pride. Big Johnny or whatever his name was. I had to think that jealousy is a real problem in the gay world, same as it is in the heterosexual world. However I'm glad Big Johnny was gay.

One less really obnoxious male for the females to deal with (LOL).