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Check out the new MonoBra™ for Men from Evolutionary Victor's Secret®, with the hydraulic strap adjusters and tripoint suspension (the forehead strap is nicely padded, you can wear it for hours), and the Cross-Your-Taint™ cantilever support connected 'round back to the double-wide leather ToolBelt™. The KevlarKup® is optional, but I highly recommend it, especially for people who post political commentary.