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Subject: SUPER ADVANCED R&D LAB Needs Admin Consultant
We have immediate access to BILLIIONS OF REAL, TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS ACROSS THIS UNIVERSE.
Can access in MINUTES from comfy Earth Chair. Each ALIEN CIVILIZATION IS TENS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS MORE TECH ADVANCED THAN HUMANS ON EARTH. EACH IS UNIQUE FROM THE OTHERS TOO! We have access to THEIR BEST TECHNOLOGIES.
Will begin inventing/reverse engineering products to license: computers, communications, transportation (surface and aerospace), energy systems, appliances, furniture, fashion, games, entertainment devices, medical devices, science instruments. Will also create and spin off our own high tech companies to mfg and market.
NEED R&D LAB CONSULTANT WITH REAL ADMIN EXPERIENCE IN SETTING UP AND OPERATING EFFECTIVE RESEARCH LABS. Including policies, procedures, hiring, licensing, mgt., applying for research funding.
This is not sci-fi, not ufo stuff.
Will train in basics and you will personally verify amazing potential. Basic training takes less than 2 days and is fun. No drugs, no equipment used, not out of body travel, not astral projection.
N. Calif based.
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