and another perspective (lighthearted from my point of view)
I was walking home one night with a female friend and a man decided to reveal what he had on offer. It was dark night, it was raining and very cold so maybe this had an impact on the qualities of his meagre offerings.
We'd had a drink or two and were feeling quite confident and had enjoyed a fun evening. I looked at my friend, she looked at me. Simultaneously we laughed and said we'd never seen one that small before.
He ran, perhaps to a pub to drown his sorrows.