Oh, please. *Everybody* listens to you.
Not only that, you write in easy-to-understand, correct English, you don't pretend to speak for anyone except yourself, and you know how to apologize when you lose your temper, a rare event. Well, at least you show it rarely. I don't know if you yell at your television. I do.
I want to be you when I grow up. Especially in the temper and apology department.
