R.L., you abusive TAX LEECH, why don't you accept my invitation to fly out here at my expense? COWARD.
R.L., you understandably insecure, inappropriately abusive ____, why don't you accept my invitation to fly out here with my paying 50% of the ticket so that we can settle your irritability like two consenting adults in a combatives room AFTER YOU'VE SIGNED A LIABILITY WAIVER? Because you're a coward. You know where you can put the short fuse with which you've just threatened me once again? I don't care, because you don't matter. That's why you maliciously attack folks here, so you can feel like you're less unimportant than the elitist tax leech that you are. Either come to D.C. or SHUT UP. Or how about this...how about if you sign a liability waiver and I pay for my trip out to your frivolous land?