Light bulbs, and even toilet paper, are not the enemy. It's electricity. Electricity is a plot to sap our individuality and self-reliance by making us totally dependent on government controlled utility monopolies and getting us addicted to a power source that does everything for us, killing our ability to live without first buying their commodity and their network. Do you think I'm exaggerating? Just try to get a house built without electrical wiring that will pass the building code.

We can hardly work any more without electrical assistance, neither can we communicate or travel. Our buildings are uninhabitable without it and with the advent of the computer, we can't even think without buying their electric power first, and they control the only source! Do you really think this is a coincidence, an accident? It's all part of a deliberate and careful plan set in motion almost as soon as the Republic was founded.

The Founding Fathers didn't need no stinkin' electricity, (Ben Franklin only studied it so he could invent the lightning rod and protect us from it). It isn't mentioned in the Declaration or the Constitution and certainly not in the Bible. Electricity is taking away our freedom because we can no longer live without it. And now electricity is even making it possible for the President to brainwash our children as they sit in their classrooms.

Do you think we fought for freedom just so we could all connect ourselves with wires that could be used to bring government messages and powerful, deadly alien forces into our homes? When are you going to wake up, people? Electricity is taking away our liberty because we can no longer live without it. Even machines that don't require electrical power sources are now often controlled by electrical switches and computers so they are useless without it, just as we are helpless without that centralized, socialistic, one-size-fits-all nanny plug in the wall.

I don't know about you, but I'm stockpiling flashlight batteries. And candles.