Why War?
What was the FEAR that brought us to our knees and made us send nearly a quarter million troops to take out the the most evil leader of our times?
Why, he was going to kill us all with his Weapons of Mass Destruction!
Hell, they barely even fought back.
All our worries for our soldiers were groundless.
Taking Iraq was a cakewalk.
What our soldiers lost were parts of their souls.
And we just rolled over.
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