For the record...
You use the term "poopy head."
You should know that the official nomenclature here for a pages-long thread which largely consists of:
"You, sir, are an _________!"
"Ha! You, my good man, are another!"
...is a "boogerhead" thread.
We see a LOT of them when the Mars Guys get rolling.
P.S. I, for one, would just as soon you stick around.
Even if you are a boogerhead. ;)