Petulant
Merriam Webster on "Petulant":
1 : insolent or rude in speech or behavior
2 : characterized by temporary or capricious ill humor
These statements seem to fit that definition:
"Yawn. Snore. Did you say something? Anything?"
"Your bland opinionated bullshit will find a perfect home here on current 'vents, welcome to the flock, and mind the synaptic gap..."
"Don't just bray like a jackass with a bug up its wahzoo."
Will these do, or should I look on posts from previous days for other examples?
