I'm sorry
I know you were trying to leave a bruise, but my reaction was rather to feel sorry for you.
Ask a hundred people if there's more to human affairs than pure logic, and 99 will look at you as if you'd asked them whether they believed in the rising sun. Some, being naturally compassionate primates, will offer you a cold compress and ask if you'd like to lie down for a while. All will recognize that there's something not quite right, in a basic human sense, with your perception of human reality.
You're missing out on an entire dimension of the human experience, floating in that bell jar. Break the glass and drain the formaldehyde! I promise you, things will look very different out here.