Dating Saddam.
I see you and Bowser are trying out for "Date a Dictator"
"He's in to S&M, chains and torture, has lavish palaces built over mass gravesites, loves to watch slow, painful deaths...and can be yours if the kissing up is right!"
Here's what other past contestants had to say about your dream date:
"You may not survive the night - but who cares..Saddam is dreamy!"
"His missiles are so big!"
"That pipeline is long!"
"Nooooooooooooo!"
"Aiiigggggggggggghhh!"
"Rat-a-tat-tat. Gurgle."
Good luck guys...you'll need it.
;-)
SDAI-Tech1
PS You asked for it. But don't worry, all those supporters of Hitler are remembered fondly too...