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SDAI-Tech1 — 9/14/2003 5:46:22 PM (archived)

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SDAI-CARNIVORE DATABASE ALERT!: Donald K. alias AbanDon Hope has been scouring the web for US casualties again and propagating propaganda. Liberal alert level: HIGH!

Your mission if you so choose to accept it is to find a way to thwart AbanDon Hope in his efforts to lower US morale. We have arranged to give you some support from some true patriots and allies whom can be off assistance. We can't tell you their names but you will have to decipher whom will be assisting you from these relayed images from CIA headquarters:

How you see fit to counter the effort to lower US morale and undermine our troops we leave at your discretion.

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Hello Tech1 - this is D.R. with your unit activation call. You have just been given override authority for the Project. Take care out there. Will call you back later.

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Iraq Police being trained:

Psyops reports success outside Falluja:

Our forces in Afghanistan are spreading health and goodwill:

Ready to take the heat:

The hunt for terrorists in Iraq continues nightly:

Endzone US Soldier death dance - not for me today:

Spend money for sick girls in Iraq? Some folks say NO way!

It's 105 degrees, I have a dinky little shovel worth cr--,
I haven't found any WMD for Don yet...

...but I did find some stashed Iraqi grenades!

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The whole thread (41 posts)

• WALTER CRONKITE: Latest Iraq casualty is our national prestige - Don - 9/14/2003 2:51:44 PM
  • SDAI-Tech1 This is your mission... - SDAI-Tech1 - 9/14/2003 5:46:22 PM
    • Typical - Don - 9/14/2003 10:25:36 PM
      • I call em as I see them. - SDAI-Tech1 - 9/15/2003 4:22:20 PM
  • re: Just another nail . . . - D. Spires - 9/14/2003 5:36:04 PM
    • Not another nail, but rather a screw loose......... - Publius - 9/15/2003 2:01:40 AM
      • Why war - Tom Brosz - 9/15/2003 6:06:32 AM
        • Nice to see you posting too Publius. ;-) - SDAI-Tech1 - 9/15/2003 7:59:09 PM
    • You can't be serious - Don - 9/14/2003 6:27:04 PM
      • Serious as a heart attack - Tom Brosz - 9/15/2003 5:48:48 AM
        • No heart at all - Lindy - 9/15/2003 6:01:54 AM
          • re: No, it is not just around the corner, Lindy . . . - D. Spires - 9/15/2003 7:04:55 AM
            • The Left doesn't want Saddam and his ilk to win... - Tom Brosz - 9/15/2003 7:27:01 AM
      • Thanks Don - Lindy - 9/15/2003 5:46:05 AM
      • "Our completely muddled effort at rebuilding Iraq" - Larry J - 9/15/2003 1:57:08 AM
        • re: Peace will be had, Larry . . . - D. Spires - 9/15/2003 3:03:03 AM
      • Your duty? - ebnelson - 9/14/2003 8:26:36 PM
      • re: You should think before you type, Don . . . - D. Spires - 9/14/2003 8:01:57 PM
      • re: You can't be serious - RobVG - 9/14/2003 7:35:40 PM
        • Anyone who is convinced rebuilding Iraq is already a failure - ebnelson - 9/14/2003 8:35:08 PM
    • re: Really?. - Raoul - 9/14/2003 6:02:02 PM
      • re: After Vietnam . . . - D. Spires - 9/14/2003 8:00:32 PM
        • re: Press - Raoul - 9/15/2003 6:36:01 PM
          • re: Is it worth it . . . ? - D. Spires - 9/16/2003 12:51:50 AM
  • Some Perspective - Mark Eby - 9/14/2003 4:23:13 PM
    • Legally Hearsay - Don - 9/14/2003 6:10:47 PM
      • re: Legally Hearsay - Mark Eby - 9/14/2003 8:10:50 PM
  • So the pro-saddam critics are still supporting him. bfd. (n/t) - ebnelson - 9/14/2003 4:02:26 PM
    • What nonsense - Don - 9/14/2003 5:16:52 PM
      • Less nonesense than your posts - ebnelson - 9/14/2003 8:29:55 PM
  • KINSLEY: 87 billion excuses, but no apologies - Don - 9/14/2003 3:07:25 PM
    • Better But - Mark Eby - 9/14/2003 4:28:18 PM
  • MUFSON: Show U.S. The Money - Don - 9/14/2003 3:04:00 PM
    • Bravo On Tax Cut Commentary - Mark Eby - 9/14/2003 4:31:02 PM
  • BARBER: Our War's Mistaken Premise - Don - 9/14/2003 3:00:53 PM
    • Some Good Points & Some Real Bad Ones - Mark Eby - 9/14/2003 8:04:44 PM
  • THOMAS: Declare victory and get out of Iraq - Don - 9/14/2003 2:57:23 PM
    • Great Example of Senility - Mark Eby - 9/14/2003 4:11:12 PM
      • re: Great Example of Senility - Don - 9/14/2003 5:27:08 PM
        • Not So Fast Don - Mark Eby - 9/14/2003 8:22:11 PM
  • SANCHEZ: Bush makes Iraq the battleground - Don - 9/14/2003 2:55:19 PM