Yeah, you try getting some action with a load of hard-drinking leprechauns under your bed.
Banging on the mattress bottom with their bloody little hammers and making lewd remarks in some old Gaelic dialect that I have to look up the next day. But the tone of voice is clear enough.
Are you aware that to the best knowledge of researchers, there are no female leprechauns? Not even one measly Smurfette?
Only thing worse would be to have incontinent Brownies cleaning up your kitchen.
