TOM: You think you got me...but you don't got me, baby..ha Vagina Monologues...top that sister! Any post where you can authentically insert the word Vagina into it in a debate is already a winner. C'mon knock this battery off my shoulder I dare ya!

MA: That was the wrong thing to say you hypocritical elephant oaf! You haven't even read the play, much less watched it. You get all your points from blogs and when you enter the literary domain....I OWN YOUR sorry pasty conservative behind. The age was 14 and literary references are social commentary not real life sleaze dished out by a 54 year old public servant! I not only knocked that battery off your shoulder, I knocked it to Pluto (which is half the size of Antarctica) and if you want to continue dowen this road buster, I'm going to grind your big elephant behind into small ivory statues that will be sold at our next fundraiser. Now, go ahead, just try to come back you conservative-minded whelp!

TOM: Man this is like peeing in the wind, while shouting in a thunderstorm next to an electric fence, while having your soul caught in a jar and trying to get RL to be civil, while listening to the white mice give advice on how to run the laboratory...and what's worse, I'm supposed to be hawking a book - I'm not getting paid to educate the left here and don't tell me about morality because I remember what was going on in my dorm house where all the freak-liberal parties and orgies were going on with drugs back in the sixties. The left are a bunch of child molesters and are lecturing the right about one deviant politician who no one would ever know or care about if his party affiliation was republican. I really don't have the time to teach pigs to fly or listen to the psycho-hose beasts tell me the way the land lies. I come from the Dakotas and I not only know snow, I know manure too and right now this place reeks.

MA: You never read the book admit it. You're just avoiding. And if your book ever does get published, I plan to personally make sure it is never ordered. And if some fool donates it, It'll find its way so quick to the booksale corner, it will not even have time for a single floozle of dust to settle on it. You're just crying Tom, because we caught your team with your pants down. Now just zip it up and don't do it again.

Alcaray: Going for young boys doesn't mean you're gay.

Tom: Huh?

MA: Huh x2

Alcaray: Posting with you two is a lonely experience. I hate you both!

Robert: Don't worry Alcaray we all are just stressed out, that was cute...really...it was...we all got it. Didn't we guys?

Tom: And another thing MA, you never even looked at the fifteen links I provided or checked them out. If I take the time to do the research, the least you could do is click the link. Is that so hard? You put your little finger on the mouse, move it over to the link and click on it. Simple, no? Jeez, maybe I should paste MSNBC LINK HERE to get folks to actually click on something.

Robert: Hey, Tom we all got it didn't we?

Tom: Read the links. (n/t)

Bowser: Ya know,I know some unsavory people - I mean really unsavory, well I'll let you use your imaginations. These folks did some terrible things, really bad stuff their not proud of and yet none of these folks would do what Foley has done. Republicans are monsters, pure and simple. Nothing's below them. If they had a conscience maybe one could talk to them, but I'm talking to myself here. Scum of the Earth, worst possible slime in existence. That's the conservative way. Probably shouldn't mention it. But there it is. And Franks a moderator. He even deleted a message from the space board. Overstepping his bounds? Nope. Apparently not. Shouldn't mention it probably, no one seems to have problem with it. Arf.

Robert: Give it a rest Bowser, would you rather I invite RL back to go all psycho on your doggy behind?

Bowser: Ya got a point there. Forget I ever brought it up.

Alcaray: Robert show me that you got it...explain my joke.

Robert: Oops.. Server's smoking gotta check it out...be right back.

REB: You guys really should be honest and admit that the GOP aren't the only hypocrites in Congress. You know its not true. Now tell the truth.

AZStrummer: (Get a load of this guy! He's Mr. goody two shoes or something. Well better humor him a little) You make some fine points and I can see you really believe it, but in my experience the right have always been more hypocritical than the left. I'm sorry but that's the way I see it.

Scott Evil: C'mon REB don't wuss out on us, tear this guy a new one! The left made up this whole thing anyway. Foley's a long-term plant operative of the DNC and all this is a liberal con job to discredit the GOP. Oh, and Mary Ann, Paige is the way they used to spell it from 1760-1876, the modern 'page' was adopeted after the Civil War, during Grant's term. Chew them vittles missy!

AZStrummer: Hey Scott doesn't even have an album page up. He's probably a zit-faced kid.

Bowser: ARF. Calling folks kis is not appreciated by the mods. At least when i do it.

Lindy: Yeah, coward! All these chickens don't put up an album page.

Scott: I care. Did any of you even read what Bowser said earlier? Like I want this freak or any of his friends to know how I look and where I live? Sorry, I have no intention of ending up on a milk carton because of some nutter from nuttersville here saw my photo in album.

DL: That's a logical fallacy Scott. You're the nutter. Logic dictates that your reasoning is invalid. Big surprise there, right? You need (Deleted five paragraphs of explanatory DL-ing)

MA: That's wonderful! I've printed it up and saved it to my hard drive.

DL: Aw shucks.

Scott: See? Nuttersville.

TOM: Anyone read the links yet?

ER: Can't we all just get along? Here's part of a Chaucer poem that suits this low-level conversing:

And yonder have I herd ful lustily
My dere herte laughe, and yonder pleye
Saugh I hir ones eek ful blisfully.

And yonder ones to me gan she seye,
"Now good swete, love me wel, I preye."
And yond so goodly gan she me biholde,
That to the deeth myn herte is to hir holde.

Robert: Welcome to the Zone ER. You're a welcome contributor.

Scott Evil: More peanutNutters for the nutter and jelly sandwich.

Alcaray: About my joke. Sometimes folks don't get me.

REB: All I ask is a little honesty here. Please, be truthful and fair.

Tony: Hey is MA going to put on the whips, chains and heels?

MA: You wish.

Tony: Hey. Need something to make this thread interesting.

Tom: I found some more links: Link1, Link2, Link3. Now these are real news outlets not some small out of the way website. That last paragraph on link2 sums it up.

Alcaray: (Like I'm going to read Tom's links) Um. Sure. What was your point again?

Tom: Read the links. It's all there.

Robert: Server's ok. Tom, you post slanted links from conservative sources. You expect us to believe things like facts, government reports and statistics. These things mean nothing to us. You athoritarian conservatives just love facts and statistics and 'authoritative' sources. Newsflash Tom - liberals don't dig that stuff.

Tom: Geez. I'm knocking my head against a wall here. But don't blame me on November 3rd.

Don: All conservative posters here are probaly child molesters.

Tom: Hey, if I said that about the liberal posters here, Robert would be all over me like cats on catnip. Anyone see anything wrong with the picture here?

Robert: Nope
MA: Nope.
Tony: Nope
Alcaray: Nope.
Bowser: Frankc that's the problem picture here.
Guess! : Robert is DESTROYING THIS PLACE!
ER: I'm still a newbie. Ask me later.

Raoul: Nothing is wrong. Only America and its leadership, false war and disruption of European income in Iraq. By the way has anyone seen the new Belgium Beauties one is from Antwerp! LINK

SDAI-Tech1: Oops my Parodyizer is really getting hot. Gotta shut it down. Sorry for the disruption. Now go about your...er... posting.

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