Re: Dear Bloated and Pretentious Lying sack of sh*t,
Mr. Grondine: your tone and use of obscenties here is true to form. I have passed on a note to my co-workers regarding your latest rant. Perhaps if you'd take come actual college courses in the topic - and some journalism classes, anger management classes, and at least one seminar in manners, you might actually be able to make a contribution to the topic - in a decade or so.
You are a silly (and probably sick and lonely) man - and will continue to be regarded as such so long as you behave like this.
As for being "bloated" - I saw you recently - your abundant gut clearly spills over your belt.