Some corrections
"The Aryan myth is funny, especially as it relates to Hitler. It idolized the tall, blond haired, blue eyed German as the perfect, superior race. Hitler was none of those things. He wasn't tall, had dark hair and eyes, and was born in Austria."
He was around 5'9, not tall but not short. He did in fact have blue eyes, his eyes were "extremely" blue and the first thing most people said they noticed about him. The fact that he had black hair probably made them stand out even more.
As for the Jehovah's Witnesses, they must have knocked on his door one too many times.
