Listen to the Yeti
This really has become absurd. I get drawn into playing with you, but it's losing even its entertainment value.
I didn't mention you when I responded to Hank about pathological skepticism. If your reaction was "hey, I resemble that remark!", well, that's your problem. You didn't have to volunteer for another round. (And yeah, I didn't have to step into the ring with you.)
Listen to the Yeti. I may not agree with him on all the specifics, but his general message that this is bullshit is one that's hard to ignore.