Coz you dont have a leg to stand on?

Sigh. You've diappeared so far into Tomland you can't recognize the real world anymore.

The original:
opposing big government, abortion, gun control, environmentalism, affirmative action (a form of civil rights) and homosexuality. It means supporting religion in politics, school prayer, creationism and the military (through spending, not serving).

i.e. Your average stereotypical conservative will oppose big govt (check), abortion (check), gun control (check), environamentalism (hemi-semi check), affirmative action (check) and homosexuality (semi-check), and will support religion in politics (semi-check), school prayer (check) and two cheap shots.

While not all conservatives fit the stereotype it holds true for a lot. Are you denying this?

Mine:
Supporting increased government spending, abortion-rights, gun-control, environmental legislation, and affirmative action, and opposed to religion in government

While not all liberals/leftists fit the sterotype it holds true for a lot. Can you deny that?

Yours:

Supporting maximizing the size of government - that would comply with your all liberals -> socialists -> communists
abortion on demand for all ages - umm, no, that's a pretty extreme view (not a NARAL view)
and at all stages of pregnancy - ditto (also, not a NARAL view)
without parental notification for minors - semi-ditto depending on circumstances,
making private gun ownership illegal, - that's also pretty extreme
opposing human industrial activity anywhere in the environment, - you'd have to be a nut (and is not a Greenpeace position)
and quotas based solely on skin color - which does not equal affirmative action.....
And stridently opposing Judeo-Christianity in any aspect of public life, not to mention culturally - complete balls (are only conservatives religious in Tomland?)

If you cant see the difference between the original, yours and mine then I hope you enjoy your stay in Tomland. The rest of us will deal with reality.