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"George my dear, dear man...why do some folks hate you so?"

"For the same reason some folks hate you, your majesty."

"Jealousy? RDS..Royalty Derangement Syndrome?"

"Precisely. Over here it is BDS..Bush Derangement Syndrome."

"Do you think there is a crossover?"

"Undoubtedly."

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"You mean I'm a grandfather again?"

"Yes dear...his name is Philip"

"Do you think this will generate as much news as an article about Cheney lesbianism?"

"Not even 1% dear. Poor Philip is doomed to obscurity."

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"George you're rubbing her shoulder again!"

"Yes, dear, but I'm giving you equal time."

"The media will crop me out of the image dear. It will look like you're a predator dear."

"Let them crop. They all have BDS anyway...it doesn't matter what I do or don't do. Oh and Laura, why is her husband wearing a name tag?"

"George what a silly question. No one would know who he is, if he didn't dear."

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"We all inherited aids from our birth mothers. Most kids and adults are afraid to play with us. They just call us dirty names."

"Those folks are just insecure. Let me tell you a secret...most folks who call others names are insecure. They are filled with hate...but they really show they hate themselves most of all."

"Really?"

"Yes...really. Don't get angry with them. Just be yourself and those who are not so insecure will see your inner beauty, and see past the superficial stuff."

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