Yeah, but...
When you die, you get to be the god of your very own universe!
Ya know, that might explain a thing or two about how this one is run....
LIGHTNING BOLT!
Just kidding! Just kidding!
But could someone explain to me this anti-coffee stance of theirs?
Along with the fact that until 1978, blacks and other minorities weren't
allowed into the inner sanctum.
Mormons overall may be nice people, but the foundations of their religion
are as cockamamie as most other ones.
Hi, I'm the Omnipresent Being of the Cosmos, but I want to focus all my
time and attention on the little yammering, violent bugs of that blue
dust speck over there. And they better love me unconditionally or else!
