My kids are all old enough, and the ones I teach...
...(and I use that term advisedly -- today we had a blue jay talking to the North Wind about pumpkins) would never find themselves on an attenuated thread about political involvement. Even my teens probably would not come here, and if they did, they would already have had their attention captured by the blatant references to exotic sexual practices a couple of threads above us...
I am safe. Besides, "butt-monkeys" can be redirected to a discussion of this image with very little effort. The secret is control of the conversation's direction, not necessarily its content.
But I think you knew that when you started this thread. ;)
see ya