As the sovereignty of the one-liners,
I ask. Is that the best you can do?
I know he is indefensible, but couldn't you at least try to fake it?
Try imagining he is a little puppy, rather than a stinking mutt.
"It's possible he accidently rolled in some shit, but he is soo cute."
Or
"Look, he's wagging his little tail; isn't that adorable"
