Lindy yu dung foo taut but funn ee see
Me no take you ser ee o's lee.
Yu funnnn eee too.
Me learn Chineeese? no way jose. Engleesh own lee.
No learn engleesh you lose.
No can immigrate to U S A.
Bejing is Washigton slave.
Bush call shots lead world.
Confucious say Chi com leaders really followers.
