You're a good sport, Martha
Me, I about fell out of the chair when I read Art's post to a newbie. But if that didn't scare you off, then damn right, you just might be a Zoner.
Sometimes I duck into a phone booth and put on my "ubermoderator" uniform. That means that when the toilets back up I unclog them, scrub graffiti off the walls, hose down the sidewalk, and every once and a while act as bouncer. That's my email address up on top there. If you need anything, just yell "Robert!!!! Dammit, get yer ass over here!". Welcome...
...and good luck!