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Greg — (archived)

Which is actually the silliest, the idea of these vats on the back of utes being for biological weapons or the idea of sending droves of model planes in an attack on the US.

I can imagine people with a big paddle stirring up the anthrax in the vat, maybe having a taste (when the stirring's done may I lick the spoon?). No way to sterilise it, canvas sides. Maybe just a bit of elbow grease, mop them out I suppose. Rattle those pots and pans.

Contrast that with teams of scientists holding remote controls for these model planes as they home in on the US like the bombers in Dr Strangelove. Then the other scientists controlling the aerial refueller model planes so they don't run out of gas on the way.

Then I guess you have to phone up someone in the US to direct the final blitzkreig. I guess it would look like the Hitchcock movie Birds with hordes of little planes dive bombing Coulter, Limbaugh, etc. They would attack in the middle of Rush's show when everyone was in a stupor and couldn't defend themselves.

There was a Get Smart episode in which the Indians were going to take back America by launching a giant arrow. When Smart asked them how it would succeed they said they would rely very heavily on the element of surprise. Actually I find the giant arrow far more believable than the trucks and the model planes. maybe you should check that out, Saddam might have a giant arrow poised to hurl at our throats even as we speak. Maybe catapault camels at us like in the Holy Grail.

Are there pills you get when you subscribe to the Limbaugh show, that you have to take while listening? Or maybe a big metal hat with an antennae on it. Or maybe a Limbaugh Pillow with speakers in it so Rush can mutter about liberals while you sleep. There must be some explanation why adults can believe in stuff like this. Maybe you took the blue pill instead of the red pill.

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