Have you and Tom considered forming a comedy team
I guess we're not fearing Al-Queda enough these days and Iran is too much of a pussycat to consider them a threat.
Lookout citizens. Here they come.......Hypochondriac grandmas. They're pulled from the public schools at an early age and trained in madrassas to hate the average American taxpayer. Infused with lefty pinko ideals about society owing them everything, they're turned loose on our nation's hospitals. They multiply like rats and fed on our productivity. Some say they hate Jesus and baseball too.
Alert level pinko.
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